petition for a supernatural episode to be about cas learning all the swear words
friend i like the way you think
- guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
- me: you too
it’s almost 2014 and all i’ve achieved this year is becoming poorer and more emo
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
you don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favourite bra come out to stab your heart
Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny