- So do you guys like sex?
- Yeah? So you're all getting laid tonight?
- And are any of you guys murderers?
- [SCREAMS VIOLENTLY LOUD]
- jesus christ, that's why we're the fuck out of here when we're done. Alright, do any of you guys like sex after murder?
- [SCREAMS EVEN LOUDER]
A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love
the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy goes for too long and you get TWO instead
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID