- Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12
she wears short skirts i wear t shirts shes cheer captain and im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
oh my god your son is still missing? well my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and he isnt here so its safe to presume hes dead ma’am. the only yard hes going to is the graveyard hahaha, nah but seriously that sucks.. *sucks loudly and obnoxiously on milkshake straw*